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05-21-2018, 04:22 PM
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 ⋆Bunnylord⋆ Poster Rank:49 HAVE YANNI SPAY OR NEUTERED! Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 30,370
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Re: Criminal Gets 2 Fingers Chopped Off by an Axe
It's hilarious if they start cutting off all fingers that aren't the two needed to waive around in front of cameras while doing crime and saying ugly Portuguese words. Anyhow, this is funny. With the caveat that I would cry too if I was being shouted at by axe wielding drug dealers with robocop voice changing megaphones. |
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05-21-2018, 05:33 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:321 Male Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,989
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Re: Criminal Gets 2 Fingers Chopped Off by an Axe
At least they actually sharpened their damn cutting tool for once. I believe that's 1 out of the last 64? Hell, I've lost count  |
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05-21-2018, 07:20 PM
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Re: Criminal Gets 2 Fingers Chopped Off by an Axe
I swear they keep them dull on purpose--I would. That, or they're trying to chop through T-shirt or ponytail, like they're on stage at some telethon. A few months ago there was that video of them chopping apart that young kid--with the Zach Morris dyejob. Remember? I'm sure the guy was using the flat edge of his machete. Everyone's laughing. And the kid's doing that awesome shit where they forget that their arms were already removed, so they keep trying to protect their neck with stumps that can't reach. |
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05-21-2018, 10:33 PM
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Re: Criminal Gets 2 Fingers Chopped Off by an Axe
"Do you know why they call him Franky "Four Fingers" Doug? Because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people, and when he doesn't pay up, they give him the chop, Doug. And I'm not talking about his fucking fore-skin either."
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