[Sharon]

A young man was referred to the trauma department at 3am because his situation was becoming more traumatic by the minute. He had put on a chrome cock ring at 3pm the day before, and after an enjoyable afternoon, found himself in the unfortunate position of not being able to take it off. He "sat on it" for 10 hours before the pain became so intense that he had to come to the Emergency Department. They didn't know how to get it off, so they referred him to Trauma.


This picture is intentionally blurry to protect the innocent. You can see that the ring was placed over the entire package (not just the shaft), which seemed like a really bad idea from the get-go. He was in excruciating pain and was willing to allow anything to help.


3 foot industrial bolt cutters were used but the ring was steel and in a particularly sensitive and important area. After multiple attempts and several rounds of patient analgesia, a good angle was found and the ring could be cut through.

[Rusty666]

[shinsgirl]

I can not facepalm hard enough... Poor, stupid, stupid guy.

[Faline]

That's seriously swollen!

[Faline]

Brings a whole new meaning to "blue balls"

[golfmanuk]

Lol I prefer the rubber variety lol

[GlassToTheArson]

What a dumb ass

[divreaper]

Why the fook would u do that

[Pie]

Just wrong

[LadyCPlum]

Looks like his unit turned into a disfigured sweet potato