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07-26-2011, 10:59 AM
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Re: Caught in the Zipper!


nightmares for the rest of his life
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Re: Caught in the Zipper!

One time when I was about 5-years-old, I decided I was going to wear some cowboy pants around the house with no underwear on. This happened to me too. As soon as I saw these pictures, I had a flashback to 1969.
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One time when I was about 5-years-old, I decided I was going to wear some cowboy pants around the house with no underwear on. This happened to me too. As soon as I saw these pictures, I had a flashback to 1969.
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Poor little guy.
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07-26-2011, 12:38 PM
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Oh man that made my little friend squelllll
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Re: Caught in the Zipper!

when i was in 8th grade i got my sack pinched in the zipper while at school, holy fuck it hurt so bad. i thought i was gonna have to go to the school nurse to have her help me.
"um excuse me nurse, can you please remove my nutsack from my zipper"
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happened to me. thing was i thought i caught on the say up. hell now when i felt it i jerked down and caught it real good. went to the corpsman and they laughed at me for about 10 minutes then just cut the zipper off my pt shorts and left it for me. needless to say i finally got it off but endured a lot of pain and humility. shit its funny now.
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The horrible realisation of catching your foreskin in your zipper is that the only real way of fixing it is to unzip it again... I feel sick just thinking about it...
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oh good god! this brings back bad memory's


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