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09-04-2015, 02:24 PM
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23cm Sex Toy Removed from 68-year-old Man's Rectum
A Pensioner had to have surgery after getting a huge dildo stuck inside himself. The 68-year-old arrived at A&E after spending 10 hours trying to remove the 23cm sex toy. Doctors at the Mater Hosptial in Dublin failed to remove it, so gave the man a general anaesthetic so they could successfully extract the dildo using forceps. The incident took place in December 2014 but has only just come to light as reported in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports. The report said: “A 68-year-old man presented to the emergency department with severe lower abdominal discomfort, distension and inability to pass urine, flatus or bowel motions. “He had inserted a phallic object in the rectum ten hours prior to presentation and had been unable to remove same. “Following a manual attempt at removal in the emergency department, a decision was made to remove this under anaesthesia due to worsening symptoms “The phallic object was successfully removed under general anaesthesia using a pair of Magill’s forceps.” The report went on to say the removal of sex toys inserted into people varies from each case. It added: “The removal of phallic objects requires ingenuity.” The report said people had previously used bottles, light bulbs, apples, rubber balls, spray containers, vibrators, and other phallic objects such as sex toys.  |
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09-04-2015, 03:59 PM
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Re: 23cm Sex Toy Removed from 68-year-old Man's Rectum
Ok, now...finally...here's someone that needs less fiber in his diet.
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09-04-2015, 05:17 PM
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 My Rank: SECOND LIEUTENANT Poster Rank:258 I pee standing up Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 5,482 5,482Posts 12,699Thanked 2,323Quoted 28Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: 23cm Sex Toy Removed from 68-year-old Man's Rectum
9 inches..? I've passed some shitbergs bigger than that.  |
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09-04-2015, 07:52 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:411 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,964 2,964Posts 4,915Thanked 448Quoted 18Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: 23cm Sex Toy Removed from 68-year-old Man's Rectum
He was in prison and found something like that?  He made like.. A prison shank... but bigger..and for his butt..  I've heard of being shanked in the buttocks..but that's extreme..  |
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09-04-2015, 08:02 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:278 roneluv Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 4,761 4,761Posts 3,278Thanked 674Quoted 5Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: 23cm Sex Toy Removed from 68-year-old Man's Rectum
perhaps he should have to deal with the consequences of his ass whooping on his own. i guess the old guy doesnt wanna pay for some irish dick. ugh |
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09-05-2015, 12:33 AM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE Poster Rank:8738 Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 19 19Posts 55Thanked 6Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: 23cm Sex Toy Removed from 68-year-old Man's Rectum
Think it said Pensioner, like a retired persin collecting pension, not prisoner |
