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04-21-2012, 11:49 AM
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Re: Very Decomposed Woman Found
I'll make up something then: Gertrude McGillicuddy found a robin's egg nestled in a pile of pig dung. She was so struck by the color that she called up a magic elf on her mobile phone to trade Jello recipes. As she was kicking tree bark through a hula hoop to impress the spider monkeys, a purple airplane flew under her feet and ejaculated a bomb into her uterus. The bomb didn't explode, but the intense heat from the fireflies that were rattled by the commotion burnt her clothes off and blackened her skin. |