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Re: Tourist Crushed and Gored by Elephant

Sounds like a good ol case of ‘fuck around and find out’
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Sounds like a good ol case of ‘fuck around and find out’
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Re: Tourist Crushed and Gored by Elephant

Poor elephant. Doesn't look healthy at all. And chained up. Smh. Poor thing.

And where is this douchebros prosthetic leg?
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11-02-2023, 09:50 AM
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Don't blame the Elephant, we all couldn't stand that stupid grin on his face...
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11-03-2023, 05:48 PM
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Surprised this doesn't happen more often.

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He looked like he deserved it.
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11-04-2023, 02:49 AM
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Re: Tourist Crushed and Gored by Elephant

36? fucker looked like a 50 year old hillbillie.

Or a 50 year old big, BlueCity drughead.


Or a 50 year old guy from the suburbs who has a shitty hairstyle & facial hair.
Or a 50 year old guy that is wealthy, has a PhD, and is simply ugly.
Or a 50 year old guy who is just an Avg Joe who likes to grimace and make faces.



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Guy deserved it for having that face
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11-04-2023, 06:01 PM
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Re: Tourist Crushed and Gored by Elephant

Don't blame the Elephant, we all couldn't stand that stupid grin on his face...
Exactly what I thought. The elephant looked at his silly face and thought “not today bitch”.
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11-06-2023, 08:27 PM
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Re: Tourist Crushed and Gored by Elephant

Pop eye
his eye did pop though


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