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Toilets can be DANGEROUS!! 

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11-17-2009, 05:22 AM
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still laughing at funky twat
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fuck aye....
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funky twat
all thats going through my head at the moment is that stupid song "play that funky twat white boy"

great post

i have never had in my wildest dreams, thoughts or the interest or a reason of ever wanting to stand on a toilet. never crossed my mind in the past really. not ever. after seeing this post - i know that i will never stand on one now !!!
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Glad you got a good chuckle out of that Kelly!
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just watch saying it around the ladies, you might get a stiff beating if one of them thinks your talking about her!
I give my stiff a beating at least once a day at work.
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well , you must be a little bit younger than me,can't do the same shit i used to there Viking.
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Can't remember the details, but this girl was standing on a toilet seat which broke under her weight. Porcelain = nasty

Note to self- NEVER stand on another toilet!!
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Yes that is a gash alright
great post kelly
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Just needs a band-aid, she'll be right
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JESUS, I hope they shot her full of pain killers!
If I thought that would happen I'd give it a try. You'll know if I send you some pics. Warning My ass ain't quite that pretty but I do have a bigger dick.


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