Suicide Jumper Impaled by Fence

[Faline]

Originally Posted by Beard

I only like being called 'sexylady' on friday nights- that's when I tuck myself in, put on a revealing dress and skimpy lingerie, and call myself 'Charmaine'....

[Faline]

Originally Posted by Willezurmacht

I believe I have seen a photo of her without the towel. I will look for it. Spike came out of the throat I think.

That would be great if you could find that

[SweetBabyGrueGrue]

Ouch. Now, that hurt......

[Psychonautical]

Originally Posted by Beard

I only like being called 'sexylady' on friday nights- that's when I tuck myself in, put on a revealing dress and skimpy lingerie, and call myself 'Charmaine'....

What? Are you fucking kidding me!?

I definitely think you're more of an Annabelle. Charmaine is too glittery.

[Beard]

Originally Posted by Psychonautical

What? Are you fucking kidding me!?

I definitely think you're more of an Annabelle. Charmaine is too glittery.

Hmmm....'Annabelle' isn't too bad- it's a little too prim and proper for me though, to be honest. I was thinking of going with something sluttier, like 'LaTwinka Kandykreme' or 'Wilma Fingerdoo'....

[Psychonautical]

Originally Posted by Beard

Hmmm....'Annabelle' isn't too bad- it's a little too prim and proper for me though, to be honest. I was thinking of going with something sluttier, like 'LaTwinka Kandykreme' or 'Wilma Fingerdoo'....

If you're going to use finger, it has to have a bang on the end.

That's just not even negotiable.

[Beard]

Originally Posted by Psychonautical

If you're going to use finger, it has to have a bang on the end.

That's just not even negotiable.

That sounds like something my trampy ex-girlfriend would say....

[Psychonautical]

Originally Posted by Beard

That sounds like something my trampy ex-girlfriend would say....

Carlos? Is that you?

[Beard]

Originally Posted by Psychonautical

Carlos? Is that you?

Holy shit! Juanita !?! I can't believe you ran off with Petey, my friend with Down's syndrome.

Oh, and just so you know- he's HIV positive. Enjoy your AIDS, bitch...

[Psychonautical]

Originally Posted by Beard

Holy shit! Juanita !?! I can't believe you ran off with Petey, my friend with Down's syndrome.

Oh, and just so you know- he's HIV positive. Enjoy your AIDS, bitch...

I'm no good at this soap opera thing.

My first thought was to say I was some sort of Terminator style cyborg and can't be infected with AIDS.

Yeah... I'll just make my exit.