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02-03-2010, 05:43 PM
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Re: Stiff
I hate that bitch 'cherrybum'- can't believe you actually like that twat....   |
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02-03-2010, 05:52 PM
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Re: Stiff
You promised you wouldn't call me 'floppy' in front of everyone, you bitch. That night you dragged me behind the pub it was cold and I'd had too much to drink. It's happened to everyone at some point.... |
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02-03-2010, 06:17 PM
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Re: Stiff
Look, I was trying to be nice and preserve your dignity but the truth is I was stone cold sober that night and it wasn't even cold- you're just plain fucking ugly. I didn't want to say anything but you've brought this on yourself. At first I thought you were nice, and your completely bald head wasn't totally off-putting, but when I went in for a kiss I noticed there were peanuts and bits of cheese in your big, bushy moustache. That's really not a good look on a woman, you know....  |
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