You would need some lanocane to spray on those ass holes prior to wiping.
Do people still wipe their asses? I thought that was passe. Well, don't I feel left out. *Embarassingly leaves room as seat cushion follows, attached to ass.*
Do people still wipe their asses? I thought that was passe. Well, don't I feel left out. *Embarassingly leaves room as seat cushion follows, attached to ass.*