[eatonbeavers]

Originally Posted by Karma ↗

I have been to several viewings in the US and I have to say each and every one of them the person looked appalling. I KNOW they are dead and aren't going to look good, but the one's I saw, just like this one, just look so 'plastic'. I am sure I could do a better job, given the chance of making these poor corpses look better.
Anyone out there reading this mind if I practice on you?

I am all yours KARMA dear.
Viking64 will write my obit that is already taken care of.
I come from a long line of blue collar working class Scotch Irish so don't burry me in a damned suit.
Please dress me in blue jeans and blue and black flanel shirt with the sleeves rolled up like a machinist does not buttoned.
Make sure you burry me in my steel toe work boots as well.
I want a bottle of bushmills cradled under my right arm and a picture of Kelly over my heart.
please place a bottle of bushmills on my casket with a single full shot glass for me and several other empty shot glasses available for my friends and family to drink a shot of bushmills in my honor.

I trust ya KARMA don't let me down.

P.S. yes of course you can take pictures Viking and post them to the site.
I would expect no less.

[Menalipa]

Originally Posted by viking64 ↗

The decedent was a black male, aged 18-50, weight 100-300 pounds, who was killed while on duty as a police officer (badge #10150) in Memphis, Tennessee. He was buried in a coffin lined with white satin, wearing a white suit coat, rust-colored shirt with matching tie. He will be remembered for having a nice smile.

Thanks

[Dylan R]

im thinking he had some head trauma. his head looks funny, like they had to reconstruct it or something

[AmericanIllusions]

Originally Posted by loveless ↗

FUCK the POLICE!!!!

NO, FUCK YOU

[Karma]

Originally Posted by eatonbeavers ↗

I am all yours KARMA dear.
Viking64 will write my obit that is already taken care of.
I come from a long line of blue collar working class Scotch Irish so don't burry me in a damned suit.
Please dress me in blue jeans and blue and black flanel shirt with the sleeves rolled up like a machinist does not buttoned.
Make sure you burry me in my steel toe work boots as well.
I want a bottle of bushmills cradled under my right arm and a picture of Kelly over my heart.
please place a bottle of bushmills on my casket with a single full shot glass for me and several other empty shot glasses available for my friends and family to drink a shot of bushmills in my honor.

I trust ya KARMA don't let me down.

P.S. yes of course you can take pictures Viking and post them to the site.
I would expect no less.

Absolutely perfect send off. I would love to give that to you. And the best bit, you won't look like a plastic mannequin. I might, but you won't.

[MisterX]

rip

[vengence20]

the corpse doesnt look much like him.

[eatonbeavers]

Originally Posted by Karma ↗

Absolutely perfect send off. I would love to give that to you. And the best bit, you won't look like a plastic mannequin. I might, but you won't.

Thanks Karma.
I really do wish when my time comes that there is someone who thinks like you to prepare my body.
What I wrote in my first post about this to you is actually how I want to be dressed and how I want my viewing to be handled.
You my dear made me realize something very important from this post.
I need to write my wishes down now while I am still here otherwise no one will know what my true wishes are.
The bad thing about that would be I would not get the funeral I would have wanted and worse yet some son of a bitch would burry me in a suit.LOL
Thanks for making me think Kid.

[eatonbeavers]

Originally Posted by Dylan R ↗

im thinking he had some head trauma. his head looks funny, like they had to reconstruct it or something

Your sir are correct.
The head trauma was caused by a gunshot wound.
Game over at that point.

[vengence20]