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12-20-2011, 08:54 PM
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Even crushed his beer can too!!! I hope it was a empty beer can...
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Oh wow, lucky guy!
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That cola is kinda flat now.....
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Re: Parked on His Chest!

Oh, and here is my truck, by the bye.

I drive flatbed!



Oh, and I don't have duels on my truck, though. I have Super Singles!

If they were to run over a guy, they'd steamroll him!

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Would personally LOVE to be steamrolled by these tires. Anyone wants to test a set of super singles on a fat man, see how flat he squishes, just gimme a holla!
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hes got a 18 on his neck and a 18 wheeler on his chest !!!!!!!!
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no back up alarm or just a bad parking job
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18 street gang. no loss there.
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That's one hell of a Parking Ticket
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Fucking speed bumps!


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