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Old 03-30-2012, 04:23 AM
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Re: Married Couple Found Dead On Porch

That would make a striking post-mortem wedding portrait

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Old 03-30-2012, 04:45 AM
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Re: Married Couple Found Dead On Porch

Stinky bloaters *Plugs nose*

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Re: Married Couple Found Dead On Porch

That bloater's a stoater.... & it looks like he shot his load in his pants ...

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bet that smells lovely

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Was the wife pregnant? Wonder if that was a factor in this sad incident?
wouldn't surprise me

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Old 03-30-2012, 10:28 PM
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Re: Married Couple Found Dead On Porch

If they were on their porch, how come it took so long for people to find them??

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Re: Married Couple Found Dead On Porch

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Rotting balls are a delicacy to maggots.

I wanna hop on the dead womans stomach and see how high I bounce.
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Old 03-31-2012, 07:24 AM
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Re: Married Couple Found Dead On Porch

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If they were on their porch, how come it took so long for people to find them??
Who wants to go near fat dead people? That's a lot of hamburger farts floating around that yard.

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