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03-13-2010, 11:49 AM
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Re: Man Killed In Back Yard With Potted Plant
"I always knew it was gonna be the ferns". Guess he should have put some googly eyes on the plants so he'd be able to make eye contact with them and know what they were thinking.
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03-13-2010, 12:18 PM
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Re: Man Killed In Back Yard With Potted Plant
I would like to make a joke of "the face-plant in the flower-pot" but those are ceramic roof tiles not terra cotta flower pots.
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03-13-2010, 12:53 PM
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Re: Man Killed In Back Yard With Potted Plant
Okay, number one question: what the fuck was he doing with his pants down? The way I see it is like this: some chick was giving this dude a decent blow job while four floors up, on someone's balcony, their cat jumped up and accidentally bumped against the potted plant, and KAAABOOOM, dude was history. Yep, it was the cat. Damn felines are inconsiderate and careless.  |
