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02-01-2015, 07:41 PM
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Man Hanged Himself Due To Death Of His Parents
Early on Saturday, a man was found dead inside a kitchenette in Barcarena, Brazil. According to preliminary information, residents near the kitchenette called the military police, stating they were feeling an unbearable odor. The MP broke down the door and discovered the body of a man hanging from a rope in an advanced state of decomposition. Content of the suicide note: "My relatives, do not blame anyone, I did it because my father and my mother are gone, goodbye Barcarena, let me get my moments/be sent off to my final journey in the Church Hall."  ·  ·  ·  · |
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02-01-2015, 08:05 PM
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Re: Man Hanged Himself Due To Death Of His Parents
One question is the linoleum on the floor fucked? I hope the guys who walked in on this did not have a big lunch. EWWWWWWWW!!!!
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02-01-2015, 08:05 PM
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Re: Man Hanged Himself Due To Death Of His Parents
 Yeah, that smell would be nasty!!
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02-01-2015, 08:12 PM
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Re: Man Hanged Himself Due To Death Of His Parents
Guess he didn't expect to be hanging around so long or he would've placed the note further away  |
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02-01-2015, 08:14 PM
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Re: Man Hanged Himself Due To Death Of His Parents
His final journey, to be sent off to the church hall? Nah, Father Juan Carlos says that the deceased stinks of rotted flesh. Sorry, but the town dump will have to do.
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02-01-2015, 10:39 PM
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Re: Man Hanged Himself Due To Death Of His Parents
He never learned how to be independent so He rejoined the parent's with desperation
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02-02-2015, 02:34 AM
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Re: Man Hanged Himself Due To Death Of His Parents
Am I the only one who sang The Macarana (Bacarana!) in their head when I saw this?  |
