Man Falls And is Cut in Half Before Impact

[wolfie]

Originally Posted by MrCorpse

Isn't she gorgeous!

Crikey

[smok3r]

Holy shit thats aewsome.

[6andara]

Originally Posted by freakydeeky

If you are familiar with the incident, please fill us in on some details, like what she fell from.

can't more agree than you

[dropone]

i'd take the lower half home!

[Beard]

Originally Posted by big raymie

...Halved in two by a ten inch thick wall.

Better than being halved in two by a ten-inch thick cock though...

[dropone]

it's the almighty beardman!

[Beard]

Hey, drop! Long time, no see, ya dirty ol' pervert- how's it hangin', dude?

[vnathan]

She was probably trimming her bushes outside her apartment (pun not intended) with a chainsaw when she tripped on a cordless phone and accidentally cut herself into 2 and fell over her balcony.

[dropone]

Originally Posted by Beard

Hey, drop! Long time, no see, ya dirty ol' pervert- how's it hangin', dude?

yeah beardman it's been a while, quite a time you've been missing too, you found a new neighborhood to terrorize i reckon much.

[Beard]

Originally Posted by dropone

yeah beardman it's been a while, quite a time you've been missing too, you found a new neighborhood to terrorize i reckon much.

Yeah, I just got fed up with the place for a while- got to the point where I was crying actual tears of boredom every time I logged on.

And that's not a good look on a man with a beard...