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● 02-09-2013, 03:57 AM
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Man Drowned After Eating Too Many Sausages

Well, that's not exactly what happened.
An unidentified flipflopless corpse has been found under a bridge @ 11:50:33 on Friday (08) by populars who alerted the police.
The body had a deep cut injury in the neck, stabs wounds in the abdomen and exposed viscera.

Police suspect that the man was executed in another location and dumped from the bridge.
According to the forensic investigator, the man is dead.
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● 02-09-2013, 04:35 AM
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Re: Man Drowned After Eating Too Many Sausages

The title and description is just pure epicness.
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● 02-09-2013, 06:22 AM
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Re: Man Drowned After Eating Too Many Sausages

he ate those sausages raw!!
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● 02-09-2013, 07:13 AM
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Re: Man Drowned After Eating Too Many Sausages

lets make sausages out of his sausages.
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Re: Man Drowned After Eating Too Many Sausages

prolly died from drinkin that water.....
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● 02-09-2013, 04:40 PM
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Re: Man Drowned After Eating Too Many Sausages

Ewwwwwwwwwww fuckity fuck fuck....it's not a bloater but the intestines blecch.
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● 02-09-2013, 06:11 PM
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Re: Man Drowned After Eating Too Many Sausages

Knockwurst! Yuck!
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● 02-09-2013, 11:06 PM
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Re: Man Drowned After Eating Too Many Sausages

Looks like Bratwurst
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