That's what the bear did, he chewed the dude's meat off!! Here's what happened... The two were pals (per the bear's eating bowl), and lived happily together in their remote mountain cabin. The dude told the bear to stop eating all the potatoes or he was gonna' kick him out. The bear said "OH YEH?" The dude said "I can have you evicted by the sheriff if that's the way you want it." The bear said "OH YEH?" The dude said "That's right, and I'm gonna' call the sheriff right f'ing now!!!"
I guess the moral of the story is..."If a bear wants to move into your house, leave your house immediately and call a bear exterminator from another phone.
Dude, you have WAY too much time on your hands.
