[Vedderman]

So this 33 year old junkie is a prime example of why home detox programs don't work. His wife decided to try and force him to break his junk habit by locking him in their home and taking the keys with her when she left to get groceries.

In her absence, he availed himself of the opportunity to escape and find more smack. Unfortunately, the window he chose to utilize as his avenue of egress was wide enough to accommodate his emaciated, drug-addled frame but NOT his bulbous fucking head.

So he got stuck and slowly asphyxiated to death. Neighbors reported hearing him screaming for help, but they all ignored it because they assumed he was just screaming for someone to bring him drugs.

Probably the best case scenario here, to be truthful. Any Brazilian fiending hard enough to choke himself in a window was only a half-step away from gutting some mother-of-three for her pocket change.

Fucking dumbass junkie. Sympathy meter reading zero.

[invertigo]

He was 'sneaking' out in a teal speedo? Or did some other junkie come by and steal his pants...?

[Vedderman]

Originally Posted by invertigo ↗

He was 'sneaking' out in a teal speedo? Or did some other junkie come by and steal his pants...?

No idea. I just repeat the news stories exactly as I find them in the foreign press.

[TheLadyRage]

It's like when babies used to get their heads stuck in a crib.

[gatagato]

What a shitty way to go

[Warnebald]

Thankfully, another defect has been removed from the shallow end of the gene pool. Hopefully his widow will take this for the blessing it is and find someone who will be a useful member of the family.

[DannyDrama]

I lol'd at the title.

[Faline]

Well that sure is a different way of death that i've not seen before.

[Wendell]

Died with dignity? Not quite....

[Shylock]