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Hey Papi, Pass Me a Corona Por Favor.

"D'ju thirsty?"

"Si, I'm thirsty. Pass me a Corona."

"Ohhhhh I would, muchacha...but...d'ju know..."

Just hanging out wit'cher girl on the side of the road after a hard day of getting decapped by the Cartel. Like ya do.
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Re: Hey Papi, Pass Me a Corona Por Favor.

I never knew corona virus was so deadly.
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Re: Hey Papi, Pass Me a Corona Por Favor.

They messed with the wrong crowd.
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Re: Hey Papi, Pass Me a Corona Por Favor.

True love.
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Re: Hey Papi, Pass Me a Corona Por Favor.

Maybe the were sposed to bring a good beer. Dos eqquis perhaps. You may want to change the v to an f as it is 'favor". I think even headless Mexicans would still get that right.
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Re: Hey Papi, Pass Me a Corona Por Favor.

Do you think the lower level cartel members fight over who gets to write the neon poster board messages? Just waiting for their moment to shine.
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Re: Hey Papi, Pass Me a Corona Por Favor.

Life seems so cheap there ☹️
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Re: Hey Papi, Pass Me a Corona Por Favor.

Mexicans are some of the proudest people in the world. It's not difficult to find Mexicans who possess a streak of adventurousness in their spirits surpassing their fuddy-duddy northern neighbors who all to often these days resemble droopy dolls made out of dried and dyed Elmer's glue. Long live Mexico!
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Re: Hey Papi, Pass Me a Corona Por Favor.

She looks a bit sad


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