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08-05-2012, 04:30 PM
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Re: Female Murdered On Her Doorstep
A 38 year old woman in Monte ***** was shot to death on her doorstep as she came home. The Police were amazed to discover that she saved the bullets that killed her for reuse! "This is outstanding" said the Police Captain, "we can use these to kill someone else. Bullet shortages are a major problem in this political climate!" The Mayor extended his hand to congratulate the woman upon presenting the award but she did not respond. The Mayor felt very insulted and was going to retract the award until the Police Captain pointed out the woman was dead. The crowd of citizens erupted in cheers when the Mayor declared she could keep the award even though she refused to shake his hand. The family swapped the award for a coffin at the local general store and the body was removed |
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08-05-2012, 04:36 PM
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Re: Female Murdered On Her Doorstep
Hey mate. Firstly, Kelly started a thread for this woman just a few days ago. http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...orstep-109542/ Secondly, you need to remove those watermarks before posting. The mods will sometimes make minor exceptions for very subtle watermarks on large images and such, but the ones you posted take up half the picture and you're going to get slapped for it if you aren't careful. http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...uncements.html |