[Spiffyfable]

Remember that scene from the movie Animal House ... with the dead horse and chain saw.... Like A Boss

[giovanni0359]

Originally Posted by MrsTillas ↗

Do they even make caskets that big?

Yeah, they do sell caskets that big now. In 1990, goliath Casket company were selling about one per month, now they are selling about 14 a month due to the drastic changes in our diet related to processed and fast food. People are getting fatter and fatter.

[Thewraith420]

That's a huge bitch!!

[heathercuomo]

dayyyyyyyyyam

[dEAD mICHAEL]

I see a guy that big all the time. He goes to Old Country Buffet. He gets in line with two plates, fills them so full the food is falling down the side of the mountains of stuff he puts on there. Then he goes to a table, has to use two chairs, one for each butt cheek, and will still be there eating hours later. kind of reminds me of Mr Creosote from Monty Python.

[chuck Dean]

If he is cremated they'll have to chop him up first to make him fit through the fire door.

[ripbmx]

Nothing wrong with being a big guy, but having to get pulled out with chains....Damn.

[blancadon]

To each his own.

[LERK]

Originally Posted by dEAD mICHAEL ↗

I see a guy that big all the time. He goes to Old Country Buffet. He gets in line with two plates, fills them so full the food is falling down the side of the mountains of stuff he puts on there. Then he goes to a table, has to use two chairs, one for each butt cheek, and will still be there eating hours later. kind of reminds me of Mr Creosote from Monty Python.

are you a fat fuck too? why you always at a buffet.

[fun2bhad619]

WOW! I would hate to have to move his body!