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Old 03-23-2009, 09:00 PM
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i think her tea-what fell da fuck out
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Old 04-03-2009, 04:29 AM
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eww! i dont even know what she's been up to with that bottle!
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Old 06-02-2009, 10:19 AM
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im gonna be a drunk old lady one day. and bring smiles to young peoples face of the strange way i died
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Old 06-03-2009, 02:46 AM
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Re: Elderly Woman, Not Sure How This Happened

maybe she was leaning against a fence, the bench gave out, and she was left hanging on her own clothing, maybe that a purse or something she was holding
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explanation: she was sitting there, thinking how to make a car out of oatmeal. when a bottle fell out of her vagina making her jump in the air of shock, upon landing her top got caught in the fence and she sang the jingle bells rock till she passed away peacefully. what a unfortunate occurance
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Something Kinky. That was the Immediate explanation my brain provided, and I hope it is wrong.
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Old 06-03-2009, 09:06 AM
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explanation: she was sitting there, thinking how to make a car out of oatmeal. when a bottle fell out of her vagina making her jump in the air of shock, upon landing her top got caught in the fence and she sang the jingle bells rock till she passed away peacefully. what a unfortunate occurance


how did the bottle get there in the first place?
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Nice legs!
you and i seem to think alot alike. so you are a perv too
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awesome way to go
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