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12-09-2010, 09:07 PM
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cool post
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12-09-2010, 10:57 PM
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id find a female corpse with her mouth open and prop it right above his dick...and take a ton of pics!!..oops did i say that out loud???
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A new disorder OWD Obsessive Wanking Disorder.

Wanked to death, that's also new.
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when i die, bury me like that, with my member stickin out the soil so some unsuspecting hippie can stick it in their mouth

Guess that would give meaning to the old saying she could make a dead man cum
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open casket for sure!!
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lol... great post kel!
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Talk about a stiff!
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12-10-2010, 08:07 AM
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Lovely, student Doctor's. Playing in the autopsy/cadiver room.
And we let these people look after us.
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12-10-2010, 08:16 AM
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I wish they find Egyptian mummies like this. That would be totally new. Imagine a museum note at the mummy: King Ramses 3 loved a good wank, so they set him up in his favorite position.
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