Oh, yeah?
The founder of Mother Earth News magazine, John Shuttleworth, had a heart attack in his bubbling hot tub in Colorado, and simmered for 7 days before they found him. Pretty sure he was soup by then.
Not a very -good- soup if nobody thought to add some chopped veggies.
That's exactly what I thought this thread was going to be. Thankfully it wasn't because that set of photos has to be one of the most vomit-inducing cases I've ever come across.