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Shoes...did someone say shoes
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Shoes...did someone say shoes
I knew we should have whispered that word....
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this was happened in Jakarta, Indonesia....it is said that the girl has psycholigical problem, so that she decided to jump from 5th floor mall building......
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This is what happens when guys go shopping with their girlfriends- a quick jump and a painless death is always preferable to spending 5 hours in the same fuckin' shop looking at shit....
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This is what happens when guys go shopping with their girlfriends- a quick jump and a painless death is always preferable to spending 5 hours in the same fuckin' shop looking at shit....
I always feel like I have to take a shit really badly when I'm stuck in a store with a browsing woman.
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I always feel like I have to take a shit really badly when I'm stuck in a store with a browsing woman.
I think, when trapped shopping with a woman, it's a natural instinctual reaction to need to defecate or jump from a balcony, like the guy in those photos.



I call it the 'shite or flight' response....
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I think, when trapped shopping with a woman, it's a natural instinctual reaction to need to defecate or jump from a balcony, like the guy in those photos.



I call it the 'shite or flight' response....
One of life's headache's shopping with women, what does annoy me the most is walking around town for 2 hours, only to return too the very first shop we went into, and I have never understood the concept of window shopping,grrrrrrrr.
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One of life's headache's shopping with women, what does annoy me the most is walking around town for 2 hours, only to return too the very first shop we went into, and I have never understood the concept of window shopping,grrrrrrrr.
I have a sincere hatred for this time of year, simply because of the shopping. It's bad enough pulling that '4-hours-for-one-fucking-dress' shit at any other time of the year, but to do it in December/ January when the queues are huge and shops are packed is just out of fucking order.

Frankly, there should be a loophole in the law against murder for these situations.

''Yes, Your Honour, I horrifically bludgeoned my girlfriend to death with the arm of a clothes mannequin, but...but...but...she made me go shopping with her and she kept trying on the same bloody things for an hour!''

''Case dismissed, you're free to go.''

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I have a sincere hatred for this time of year, simply because of the shopping. It's bad enough pulling that '4-hours-for-one-fucking-dress' shit at any other time of the year, but to do it in December/ January when the queues are huge and shops are packed is just out of fucking order.

Frankly, there should be a loophole in the law against murder for these situations.

''Yes, Your Honour, I horrifically bludgeoned my girlfriend to death with the arm of a clothes mannequin, but...but...but...she made me go shopping with her and she kept trying on the same bloody things for an hour!''

''Case dismissed, you're free to go.''

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just when you think moving stairs are safe.. tsk tsk


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