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#26
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01-02-2010, 04:21 PM
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Re: Death on the Escalator!!!!
I think, when trapped shopping with a woman, it's a natural instinctual reaction to need to defecate or jump from a balcony, like the guy in those photos. I call it the 'shite or flight' response.... |
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01-02-2010, 04:43 PM
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Re: Death on the Escalator!!!!
I have a sincere hatred for this time of year, simply because of the shopping. It's bad enough pulling that '4-hours-for-one-fucking-dress' shit at any other time of the year, but to do it in December/ January when the queues are huge and shops are packed is just out of fucking order. Frankly, there should be a loophole in the law against murder for these situations. ''Yes, Your Honour, I horrifically bludgeoned my girlfriend to death with the arm of a clothes mannequin, but...but...but...she made me go shopping with her and she kept trying on the same bloody things for an hour!'' ''Case dismissed, you're free to go.'' |