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● 02-28-2009, 11:41 PM
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Hey all! Long time lurker, first time poster.
These are pictures I got from a friend...
You'll notice the extent of damage done to the smart car. Just imagine what could have happened if it was a regular sedan.

After seeing this I don't think id ever want to drive a smart car on the open freeways! If i had to die, id like to be placed into a single coffin...

From these pictures, can you guess how he died!

Personally, i think the truck drove up onto the windshield, smashed into his lap, and the rotating wheel severed his body in two; a process that is similar to how mechanically separated meat is made.

anyways, enjoy and props.

btw, i consider posting on this site a great honor :) Its like the 'nature' of gory images (i hope some scientists get that reference!)
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● 02-28-2009, 11:43 PM
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Re: Cancel My Order for a Smart Car!

My ex-wants one of those... Hmmm GREAT IDEA!
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● 02-28-2009, 11:44 PM
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Not so smart eh?!
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● 02-28-2009, 11:45 PM
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That's gotta smart!
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i had to look it up to realize you meant the Daimler AG Smart Car, not this.

But damn those things are tiny... even before seeing those pics i kno i wouldnt feel safe in one
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Excellent first post!
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I wonder what the last thing he thought before the trunk came barreling towards him: 'i wish i was in an SUV' :D

haha thanks GØÐRËKR
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Well hello long time lurker first time poster!
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Re: Cancel My Order for a Smart Car!

I don't think that's a Smart. Besides that, Smart got a higher crash rating that cars much more substantial.
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Re: Cancel My Order for a Smart Car!

i dont do small cars.


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