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Re: "Big Bertha Bloater"

she been dead day or two or three.lol.wow...big woman.heart attack my guess.lived alone and not found till somebody say "hey..anybody seen Brenda lately?"....or whatever her name was.
Hahahaha....Brenda....
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Thats why i will be put in a nice sealed freezer until tech can revive me someway.

Some air freshener would do the trick
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I guess the guy has a olfactory deficiency because that smell has to be bad.
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I can smell her from over here
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nasty !
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Yikes!

Back away slowly!!
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She should've tried the cabbage soup diet..:-)
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Re: "Big Bertha Bloater"

shes not too bad. i picked up a lady one time that was 400 pounds and dead for 4 weeks. skin slippage was so bad when i grabbed her arm my hand sunk to the bone.
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Re: "Big Bertha Bloater"

shes not too bad. i picked up a lady one time that was 400 pounds and dead for 4 weeks. skin slippage was so bad when i grabbed her arm my hand sunk to the bone.
Damn, I bet that your skin could have absorbed that bloated mess.
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Auntie Froggy!!!!!
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