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12-13-2015, 09:54 AM
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Bandits Kill Woman, Leave Frosty Treats Behind
40 year old woman was enjoying a cup of delicious calories at the local ice cream parlor. She was approached by two men, ostensibly fellow patrons of the creamery, but with avaricious eyes and hearts colder than the signature scoop. They quickly traded their frozen beverages for clandestine pistols and shot her dead before fleeing with her purse and leaving her hemorrhaging profusely amidst a widening sea of blood and melting chocolate.
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12-13-2015, 10:40 AM
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Re: Bandits Kill Woman, Leave Frosty Treats Behind
HEY! You got your blood in my chocolate! NO!, you got your chocolate in my blood! (Brady bunch laugh) |