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12-13-2015, 09:54 AM
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 Curmudgeonly Jackwagon Poster Rank:181 Country Trash Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,293
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Bandits Kill Woman, Leave Frosty Treats Behind
40 year old woman was enjoying a cup of delicious calories at the local ice cream parlor. She was approached by two men, ostensibly fellow patrons of the creamery, but with avaricious eyes and hearts colder than the signature scoop. They quickly traded their frozen beverages for clandestine pistols and shot her dead before fleeing with her purse and leaving her hemorrhaging profusely amidst a widening sea of blood and melting chocolate.
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12-13-2015, 10:11 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,046
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Re: Bandits Kill Woman, Leave Frosty Treats Behind
instant brain freeze.
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12-13-2015, 10:40 AM
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Re: Bandits Kill Woman, Leave Frosty Treats Behind
HEY! You got your blood in my chocolate! NO!, you got your chocolate in my blood! (Brady bunch laugh) |
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12-13-2015, 11:23 AM
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Re: Bandits Kill Woman, Leave Frosty Treats Behind
That write-up!!!! Epic  |
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12-13-2015, 11:25 AM
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Re: Bandits Kill Woman, Leave Frosty Treats Behind
That fusion of melted icecream, cranial matter and blood beggars belief, never seen a sight like it  |
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12-13-2015, 06:50 PM
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 Australia Mate! Poster Rank:339 I have a map of Tasmania Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,720 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 86 Post(s)
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Re: Bandits Kill Woman, Leave Frosty Treats Behind
I would hate to be the coroner turning up to this. Blood, ice-cream, brains? bugger it lets collect it all and call it a day.
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