Aftermath of a Suicide Jumper

dooflotchie · #21 ● 01-10-2009, 11:57 PM

If I was going to jump it's going to be grand. I mean I'm going to jump off of a bridge onto the 405 freeway and back up five lanes (in one direction!) of rushhour freeway traffic. Then some guy in the jam is going to say,"Someone better fucking be dead for this shitty traffic..." then he's going to get up to where my corpse is all covered up and say,"Oh, snap."

Thanks. I love the feeling of iced tea coming out my nose when I laugh.

power · #22 ● 02-14-2009, 12:35 AM

what a mess:

Selma · #23 ● 02-14-2009, 12:58 AM

He looks like he was wearing scrubs. Maybe he was a mental patient.

Gizmo1989 · #24 ● 02-14-2009, 11:11 AM

Splat much?

sepsis_rotten_out · #25 ● 05-22-2009, 09:35 PM

Vandal Known As Myth · #26 ● 05-24-2009, 11:55 AM

damn, that guy really made a mess!

Sie.Goat · #27 ● 05-24-2009, 01:28 PM

Why the hell is he wearing his Pj's? If I killed myself, I'd do it naked, or in some really god-dam sexy lingerie.

big raymie · #28 ● 05-24-2009, 04:22 PM

I heard he changed his mind halfway down....

Pink. · #29 ● 05-24-2009, 05:18 PM

I just dont get it....jumpers are MESSY and I dont care what kind of sexy getup theyre wearing....just like those asphyation auto-erotic messes....

If Im gonna off myself its gonna be MORPHINE and JIM BEAM....and maybe some xanax to make sure I get the job done....but I would have to be in a clean environment....maybe put on a diaper because I hear that death no matter how you do yourself is NASTY .....I just cant STAND A BIG MESS OF ANY KIND!!!!!!

pyromancer555 · #30 ● 06-23-2009, 06:26 PM

Apparently from a pretty good height too!

Aftermath of a Suicide Jumper

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