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● 02-02-2012, 01:59 PM
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Japan’s New Creepy Anti-Aging Mouthpiece

Throughout the years, we’ve seen some pretty genius inventions from Japan, but every once in a while they come up with something so strange, so bizarre, you can’t help but ask yourself “what were they thinking?” The new Face Slimmer anti-aging mouthpiece is one of those things…

The so-called face Slimmer was launched in Japan, late last year, by a well-known cosmetic company called Glim. It’s a weird-looking rubbery thing that looks a lot like the mouth of a blow-up doll, and it supposedly solves your sagging face problem while giving you that coveted duck-face look. You know, the one every “cool” teenager poses with in their Facebook photos. Now, unlike most other Japanese inventions, the Face Slimmer isn’t high-tech. In fact it’s as low tech as they come, all you have to do is put it in your mouth and start exercising your face muscles. Think of it as a squeeze punch for your mouth…

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When photos of the Face Slimmer first appeared on the Internet, some Japanese media outlets took it as a gag, but when it started being listed on online stores like Japan Trend Shop, everyone stopped laughing. Anyway, if you’re curious about how it’s used, Glim has released some photos with the Face Slimmer in action, along with some instructions, like trying to repeat out loud the Japanese vowel sounds – “a i u e o”
『あ い う え お』 for at least three minutes a day, everyday for the rest of one’s life. It will make the wrinkles around your eyes go away, and improve the look of your face…

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Re: Japan’s New Creepy Anti-Aging Mouthpiece

I think I'll pass on anything that makes me look like a blow-up doll or makes my mouth look like a stretched out anus. Like this thing:
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Plastic surgeons the world over must be laughing themselves stupid!
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oh dear
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Some men would buy these to fuck i'm sure...just my thoughts
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the fuck
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I would totally put it in one of those.
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Some men would buy these to fuck i'm sure...just my thoughts
I won't argue with that!
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Re: Japan’s New Creepy Anti-Aging Mouthpiece

lol weirdos


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