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World's Politest Robber

The world's politest robber fled a petrol station with a fistful of cash, but not before apologising to the cashier and offering to bring the money back one day if he could.

The thief — armed with a gun — was captured on CCTV thanking the shop assistant for handing over the money and telling him: "I really am sorry and if I ever get back on my feet again Sir I will bring it back."

The remorseful robber then began to give a detailed explanation to the stunned cashier as to why he was committing the raid.

He told shop assistant John Henry: "I really am sorry to have to do this but I've got kids.

"I've got rent to pay. I've got bills and the kids need to eat."

Alleged robber, Gregory P Hess, targeted the petrol station on Saturday and fled with £190.

As he left he told Mr Henry: "Thank you very much. I appreciate it."

The very understanding cashier replied: "God be with you," to which the surprising robber added: "Thank you very much, and with you too."

Cops later arrested Hess at his home.
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Re: World's Politest Robber

What next? A rapist saying "Thank you so much for the fuck, hun?"
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What next? A rapist saying "Thank you so much for the fuck, hun?"
LOL!
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Re: World's Politest Robber

and into the mad house with you sir..
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Re: World's Politest Robber

it's a kind of borrowing isn't it
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Re: World's Politest Robber

I wonder if he will say please and thank you in jail
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Thank you, sir, now if you don't mind...I can't leave witnesses...
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Great post. I saw this on the news but they didn't show the whole thing. Thanks
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I actually feel bad for the guy.
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