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Zino:
I love all your posts and have been going back through them here for quite a while...just awesome!
I hope you stay here and post forever but you seem upset with someone.
I don't know how the mods judge comments but i would hate to see you go as your contributions are outstanding!
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this guy in Australia getting arrested while he was out for dinner. What makes it so funny is the way he words his sentences and his theatrical and OTT expression – he’s literally like an Australian Brian Blessed.

Except he’s not Australian – apparently he was born in Hungary. And not only that, but the entire backstory of his life and why he was arrested is completely off the wall. So turns out he was (I say was as he supposedly died in 2003) a nobleman named Charles Dozsa who had a penchant for free food. He was so into it that he got named in the papers ‘Sydney’s most famous restaurant runner’ as he had so many convictions for failing to pay for food. This fact makes the ‘succulent Chinese meal’ line even funnier than it already is.

According to local Australian papers, he used to just go around to five star restaurants, eat a delicious meal and then do a runner. All of his fines and court orders built up quite a bit, although I’m not sure whether he actually did any time for it or not.

And in addition to all of that info, apparently Charles was also a former chess champion. I’m not sure what that has to do with the video, but it still somehow makes the whole thing that bit more ridiculous.
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I laughed so hard at this
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"I see you know your Judo well"
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Zino:
I love all your posts and have been going back through them here for quite a while...just awesome!
I hope you stay here and post forever but you seem upset with someone.
I don't know how the mods judge comments but i would hate to see you go as your contributions are outstanding!
Just saying bud.
Thanks, but as far as judging comments, if Oswald gets away with half the racist shit that he spews all over this site on every video of someone of color and nothing happens to him why would anything happen to me? I'm just going against someone for using hate speech and being a incompetent filthy racist. I don't think so...
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I came back just to watch this again today :D

And I agree with the other poster, Zino. There's no point in getting yourself banned. Calm down. There's other ways of letting yourself be known.
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He sounds alot like Sean Connery in both accent and voice
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Another thing:
I think he says 1 "cuff" look...they even broke that
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