Haha Fgts

[downunder]

Originally Posted by spycosis

It's 1am in the morning, I haven't done a thing all weekend so far, I'm still extremely butthurt that Mark exposed me, I should have given myself a bit more time to understand how things work around here. It's like I crashed through the front door like a superhero wearing a cape and Y-fronts, anyway I'm going to feed the cat before I park my arse in front of my laptop for the next 15 hours just so it feels like I have achieved something.I wish I owned this place I rent, I could do something worthwhile like paint a wall or hang some wallpaper, yeah that would be cool, damn, it would be good to have a real person to talk to, my cat appears suicidal

I'm here if you need me, I'm a good listener, my PM is always open.

[downunder]

Originally Posted by soja

what kind of an english dolt mocks a man who can hold an honest job?

He has no idea, I work for a printing company, there are 2 buildings I float between, we have a full-time guillotine operator, I can operate pretty much every machine.

Also an A-grade petrol diesel mechanic with 25 years experience.

[spycosis]

Originally Posted by downunder

He has no idea, I work for a printing company, there are 2 buildings I am not welcome at so I float between them and press important buttons.

Also fixed trucks in the Army 25 years ago because I was too scared to be a real soldier, and since then I identify as a mechanic but I'm rubbish at it so I work in a factree instead

[downunder]

Originally Posted by spycosis

Damn, the sun is beginning to rise and I haven't been to bed yet, I may as well keep on truckin,' I mean it's not like I have any reason to go outside today. Mark is getting me flustered because he won't go away, I'll just make some shit up and hope that it sticks, kind of like my new best friend Fat Marty, I kind of feel bad for trying to doxx him behind his back but he seems to have forgiven me because he appears as desperate as I am.

Losers attract losers.

[downunder]

Originally Posted by spycosis

I'm shit at maths because Mark said he has 25 years working as a mechanic and he was in the army for 7, I should pay more attention to what others say. Also I don't know anything about the printing industry as offset printing is more than pressing buttons. Damn, I guess I'm destined to park my arse behind a computer all my life.

[downunder]

Originally Posted by spycosis

still no accountability. better make yourself at home, it's gonna be a long one.

Who cares

[spycosis]

Originally Posted by downunder

Who cares

Dear Sir

On behalf of my client, Mr. Spycosis, I would formally like to make an offer for the currently empty space in your head that my client has been renting from you for over a year now. He would like to be able to decorate, put up pictures and stuff which obviously is strictly against the law for tenants renting properties.

My client has long felt burdened by the stigma of being a paying tenant even though some of the world's wealthiest people live in rented accommodation, so he is formally making you an offer of

$0,00

which may not seem generous but my client has also promised not to completely run you off the site if you allow him to live permanently in your noggin. As you are already living a bleak existence here under sanction I would strongly suggest you comply.

Kind Regards,

Phillip King (not of Spain)

[soja]

^triggered