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Note to self: If you ever use the salad mix in the bags, really look at it close when you wash it off. I was doing just that and found one of those fuc$%rs mixed in with the lettuce. It was green like the ones Mesa posted. While eating my salad, I kept thinking about that bug...totally ruining my dinner. Just a mental thing, I guess but still.....
I have found a stink bug in a pack of sunflower seeds some years ago Just take a look before you take a bite

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Old 11-15-2015, 02:25 PM
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EWWW! That is so disgusting!!! I realize it's just some extra protein and crunch, but NO WAY could I continue to eat it after that!! LOL
This happened with a friend of my colleague many decades back in the Soviet army: In the diner, he found a cockroach in his soup and started complaining about it... The captain said: "The fuck you're whining about? At least there's SOME meat in YOUR soup!"

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EWWW! That is so disgusting!!! I realize it's just some extra protein and crunch, but NO WAY could I continue to eat it after that!! LOL
Hahhahahaha Exactly! If I am low on protein, I will stick to peanut butter. :))

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Old 11-17-2015, 12:44 AM
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This happened with a friend of my colleague many decades back in the Soviet army: In the diner, he found a cockroach in his soup and started complaining about it... The captain said: "The fuck you're whining about? At least there's SOME meat in YOUR soup!"
True, but still Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

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A mason jar and a piece of soft cardboard along with a quick trip outside works just as well.

Spider killer.
I am a proud spider killer.

We had to spray two hornet nests on our patio the other day. Where were the damn spiders to keep those motherfuckers away?! Fucking slackers.

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I am a proud spider killer.

We had to spray two hornet nests on our patio the other day. Where were the damn spiders to keep those motherfuckers away?! Fucking slackers.
They are all over here having a spider party in my yard!!

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Old 11-20-2015, 09:11 PM
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Druggie spiders.

The guy at the end is adorable!!

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Old 11-21-2015, 12:07 AM
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Sleeping pills sure did their job... I wonder what kind of a web comes out of a spider on PCP?

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I fucking hate spiders... try not to be a bitch about it but deeply hate the fuckers...
Luckily for me I live in a spider free country... YAHOO!!!

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