[cannonreload]

Originally Posted by Ady347 ↗

Remember when a screwed up kid I had known for a long time in the UK called Michael Sandford tried to grab an officer's gun to shoot Trump

No, but I remember that trump raped children with his best friend epstein and that's why he staged this "attack"

[Tony76]

Speaks to volumes how hated you are if the American people want you "gone" more than other countries. Anyway, probably a diversion.

[5150]

Originally Posted by cannonreload ↗

No, but I remember that trump raped children with his best friend epstein and that's why he staged this "attack"

Trump actually reported to law enforcement that they should investigate Epstein as he was into minors. That’s in the Epstein files. Stop getting all your news from listening to Rachel Maddow and read something for a change that is not spoon fed propaganda.

[Vincentsdream]

Originally Posted by 5150 ↗

Trump actually reported to law enforcement that they should investigate Epstein as he was into minors. That’s in the Epstein files. Stop getting all your news from listening to Rachel Maddow and read something for a change that is not spoon fed propaganda.

Oh really? Mind providing that source? Or are you just eating at the trough?

[kellyhound]

Originally Posted by Vincentsdream ↗

Oh really? Mind providing that source? Or are you just eating at the trough?

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2407jrn83o

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/pol...314631578.html

https://www.documentcloud.org/docume...fbi-interview/

Conflicting when you read all imo.

[kellyhound]

New details from a senior official confirm the suspect, Cole Tomas Allen, referred to himself as the Friendly Federal Assassin in a manifesto sent to family members just minutes before the attack. The document specifically listed a plan to target administration officials from highest-ranking to lowest.

Investigators have linked Allen to a group called The Wide Awakes and a No Kings protest in California. His sister informed authorities that he had been increasingly making radical statements about fixing the world.

Manifesto:

Hello everybody!

So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.

I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”

I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)

I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near.

I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure.

I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies.

On to why I did any of this:

I am a citizen of the United States of America.

What my representatives do reflects on me.

And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.

(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.)

While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.)

Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest

Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t*

Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me)

Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security

National Guard: same as Hotel Security

Hotel Employees: not targets at all

Guests: not targets at all

In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls)

I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that.

Rebuttals to objections:
Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.

Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.

Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.

Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.

Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?

This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.

Objection 3: You didn’t get them all.

Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.

Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.

Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack

Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.

Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.

I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.)

Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years.

Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years.

Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism.

Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning.

Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration.

Thank you all for everything.

Sincerely,

Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen

PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.

Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.

What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.

No damn security.

Not in transport.

Not in the hotel.

Not in the event.

Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.

I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.

The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.

Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.

Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit.

Actually insane.

Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.

Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids.

[Vincentsdream]

Originally Posted by kellyhound ↗

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2407jrn83o

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/pol...314631578.html

https://www.documentcloud.org/docume...fbi-interview/

Conflicting when you read all imo.

So he never reported epstein, he said he knew and was happy finally something happened. Meaning he knew all along amd did nothing.

[Synapse14]

What a moron for trying this but the quick attempt at scooting past security was ALMOST smooth, until it wasn't. Tap one dude with his shotgun (I think, per his manifesto) and then he tried to SPRINT through and Yeet past security. Doesn't look like he died though, so will be curious to hear his story... Someone will get rights.

[pervM]

Originally Posted by cannonreload ↗

infants can tell this was staged

Schrödingers leftist assassin:
If it succeeded, the victim deserved it.
If it didn't succeed, it was staged.

[Yoshi1969]

Looks like he had a sign, then it disappears, then a guy is against the wall and has a random person appear, who now has a sign. I say AI - doctored video for sure