[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by cainmarko ↗

What sex was the Goat?

Cause if it was a male goat that's just nasty!

Good question, but, I don't know. Sorry.

Goats can bleat in different accents according to Reuters

[Susan]

pissing myself! hahahaha

[DiamondSmiles]

We need signs like this, pictured below, with the appropriate animal in each case.

[Nite]

Originally Posted by Lana-Banana ↗

It's not accepted. And no one fucks cats or other small animals. Only goats, sheep or donkeys because they are scared to try it on with women or men.

Get your facts straight

I would be terrified to have sex with a middle eastern woman too

[Lana-Banana]

Originally Posted by Nite ↗

I would be terrified to have sex with a middle eastern woman too

If only you knew what it is like living this way. Always having to look over your shoulder to see if anyone you know recognises you.

[Faline]

Jailed

A man was jailed today after he admitted having sex with a goat in a barn that led to the animal needing veterinary treatment.

Robert Newman, 23, had initially denied the attack but changed his plea and was jailed for six weeks. He must also register as a sex offender.

In a court statement, the goat’s female owner said: “My husband is worried about me being on the farm on my own.

"This person has cost us a considerable amount of money because we have had to install security cameras.

"We have also had to pay for vets fees and antibiotics for the goat’s injuries.”

Newman, who had already been banned from every farm in the country in a bid to protect livestock, was described as suffering from “isolation rather than depravity”.

A statement from him said: "I don't want to be this bad person anymore, I just want to get on with my life and do good.

"I want to stand before you and say I am sorry and I just want to be back with my family."

Defence lawyer Anne Ellery said: "This is a young man suffering from isolation. Treatment is something he’ll need to seek.

"He’s accepted his delay in admitting the behaviour is because of embarrassment and shame.”

North West Wiltshire magistrates court heard Newman, of Devizes, was under an eight-week suspended sentence for burglary when the attack happened in the town in April.

His jail term will run at the same time as his burglary sentence. Chairwoman Gail Chilcott told him: “We accept this is an isolated incident.”

[Zambini]

Originally Posted by Lana-Banana ↗

If only you knew what it is like living this way. Always having to look over your shoulder to see if anyone you know recognises you.

Embarrassed to get caught being fucked by a goat?

[motumbo]

how effective is ban on going to farms going to be when he already shows no regard for the ban on sticking he penis inside an animal? also, i bet he becomes a petting zoo worker soon. not a farm officer!