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06-27-2012, 10:24 PM
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 ★The Queen★ Poster Rank:67 Female Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 23,498
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Toxicology Results Complete for Human Zombie
The Miami-Dade Medical Examiner found only marijuana in the body of the man who was fatally shot while chewing a homeless man's face over Memorial Day weekend. The medical examiner's office said on Wednesday that 31-year-old Rudy Eugene's toxicology was complete. "The department's toxicology laboratory has identified the active components of marijuana," the medical examiner said in a statement. "The laboratory has tested for but not detected any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs, or any adulterants found in street drugs." The department also ruled out common drugs found in the street drugs called bath salts, which authorities had initially speculated were the cause of the brutal attack on Ronald Poppo. He has been recovering at Jackson Memorial Hospital's Ryder Trauma Center since the May 26 attack along the MacArthur Causeway. Poppo was rushed to the hospital after he was attacked by Eugene, who tore off and chewed most of the 65-year-old's face, authorities said. He also suffered trauma to his brain, doctors said. Poppo also had a couple puncture wounds in his left chest area. About 50 percent of his face, including his forehead and cheek, was affected and he has an infection, brain injury and a puncture wound to his chest. Report: Miami face-chewing attacker had no flesh in stomach Eugene was fatally shot by an officer after he refused to stop the savage attack on Poppo, police said. Witnesses said a naked Eugene was throwing his clothes into traffic and swinging from a light pole shortly before the attack. The medical examiner's department also got assistance from an outside forensic toxicology lab, which confirmed that there were no bath salts, synthetic marijuana or LSD in Eugene's system. New tourist stop: Miami site where naked man chewed off victim's face "Within the limits of current technology by both laboratories, marijuana is the only drug identified in the body of Mr. Rudy Eugene," the statement said. The attack sparked a statewide crackdown on synthetic drugs and bath salts, with many South Florida counties and cities moving forward with ordinances to ban and restrict their sale. Also on Tuesday, Gov. Rick Scott and Attorney General Pam Bondi held a ceremonial signing of House Bill 1175, which outlaws more than 90 new forms of synthetic drugs. Hmmmm....could they be looking for a zombie gorilla!? The zombie was seen swinging from a light pole throwing clothing into traffic before the attack.  · |
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06-28-2012, 07:57 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 94,965
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Re: Toxicology Results Complete for Human Zombie
must have been a mental case than or they overlooked something but i can see where this is going. POT MAKES YOU TURN INTO A FLESH EATING ZOMBIE !! bla bla bla |
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06-28-2012, 07:59 AM
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 ~Una dama~ Poster Rank:39 Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 38,287 Mentioned: 53 Post(s) Quoted: 2764 Post(s)
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Re: Toxicology Results Complete for Human Zombie
Just weed?  I've got to stop smoking then  I am not looking forward to eating my family someday  |
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06-28-2012, 08:18 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:506 Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,047 Mentioned: 3 Post(s) Quoted: 163 Post(s)
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Re: Toxicology Results Complete for Human Zombie
They've also found lips attached to his face between his nose and his chin that appeared to be part of his body. I will be praying Chuck Norris you won't cut yours off, they look too good on you.  |
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06-28-2012, 11:46 AM
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Re: Toxicology Results Complete for Human Zombie
It has been said he's schizophrenic and had previous arrests for being bat shit.
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06-28-2012, 05:36 PM
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Re: Toxicology Results Complete for Human Zombie
The solution to this whole mess is to put vending machines on every street corner. If you get the munchies halfway to your destination you can grab some Cheetos, not your friends face.
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