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Old 06-29-2019, 01:46 AM
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Super Unsuspicious Mercenary Pilot Rescued By The Prince Of Sauron!

Praise Jesus for Mohammed bin Saltzman!
He personally rescued the wrongfully detained US mercenary pilot, who is Portuguese, and innocent from the the Libyan Forces that he was trying to avoid dropping bombs onto.
Jamie Sponaugie was naively unaware of the peril he was in when flying over LNA positions in the fighter jet he bought after saving up for a whole Summer. He was shot out of the sky by the dastardly Haftar LNA forces, and captured. They later forced him to put all sorts of unfamiliar and piping hot foods into his mouth, made unsightly criss crossing marks on his head with needles and thread (a source said) might have been dipped in bat urine, and was asked all kinds of alarming questions quite firmly.
But then, Prince Sauron of Atreides swooped down and spirited the innocent mercenary away to safety under his beautiful flowing magical gown with golden tassels and bluetooth surround sound.
Here's the video of just some of his horrible treatment--just listen to the tone of those questions.

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he's 29? I'm 29! it's June 29!

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I don't know what's going on, but I'm enjoying this thread anyway.

Has anyone seen the cheese tray? It was just here a moment ago.

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Re: Super Unsuspicious Mercenary Pilot Rescued By The Prince Of Sauron!

Interesting, but I'm not quite sure all the information is 100% accurate.

Though, as I said...interesting.



Saved up a whole Summer, you say...?


Mowin' lawns, washin' cars and the like, I would expect.





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Mostly likely CIA

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Mostly likely CIA
Strange though, because Khalifa Haftar--his captor, definitely is backed by the CIA.

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Strange though, because Khalifa Haftar--his captor, definitely is backed by the CIA.
As I understand it, CIA networks have different factions with different, and often opposing, aims.

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As I understand it, CIA networks have different factions with different, and often opposing, aims.
Libya right now though. If it can show us anything it's that. So effing obvious in this instance that an actual prince had to step in to sort shit out for them.
This all reminds me of the cyclical bullshit judicial/correctional systems--exactly what happens when the Ouroboros coughs up its tail for a self-licking ice cream cone?

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