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Old 07-04-2015, 03:07 PM
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Suicide by Carnival Ride

An Illinois man is believed to have killed himself by jumping under swinging pendulum carnival ride at a local holiday festival.
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The unidentified man attending an event called Ribfest in suburban Chicago's Naperville was struck by the 'Pharaoh's Fury' ride three times before the conductor could stop it.

Police are investigating the incident, which occurred around 3pm Thursday, as a suicide.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ival-ride.html

Must have been messy!

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Old 07-04-2015, 03:32 PM
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Re: Suicide by Carnival Ride

What a dumb-fuck. I bet I have been on that exact Pharaoh's Fury.

He does get major extra points for creativity, but I must subtract some for the PTSD the witnesses will have now.

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Old 07-04-2015, 05:11 PM
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Re: Suicide by Carnival Ride

Please be a video!

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Old 07-05-2015, 08:11 AM
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Cheers... not quite the video I was hoping for but worth a view!

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Old 07-05-2015, 12:19 PM
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Re: Suicide by Carnival Ride

Dude must've been as squished as it gets. Would've been awesome if he had "walked like an Egyptian" on his way up to the platform.

"Waaaay-oh, waaaay-oh, ooh-waaay-eee-oh waaay-ohhh..."

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Old 07-06-2015, 01:20 AM
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Re: Suicide by Carnival Ride

In the spirit of /b/, pics or it didn't happen.

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Old 07-06-2015, 04:53 AM
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Re: Suicide by Carnival Ride

For an event called Ribfest, I would probably commit suicide to.

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Old 07-06-2015, 11:49 AM
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Dude must've been as squished as it gets. Would've been awesome if he had "walked like an Egyptian" on his way up to the platform.

"Waaaay-oh, waaaay-oh, ooh-waaay-eee-oh waaay-ohhh..."

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Re: Suicide by Carnival Ride

Maybe it wasn't suicide... but a curse!
I wonder if I've been on that exact one

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Re: Suicide by Carnival Ride

What a selfish asshole. Ruining the day for everyone else.

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