A Polish Exorcist In Canada

[Dr Thrumpkinz]

Happened over the Bunny Christ weekend. Demons draped in the religious facial coverings of a competing denomination tried to crash a church--to boil the holy water, chew gum, and tip over pews while sneezing into flutes no doubt.
The last thing they expected was this Polish heavyweight exorcist, from Poland, but in Canada to be there though.

[kellyhound]

You Gestapo, Nazi, communist fascists! Don’t you dare come back here!
“Unbelievable. We’re living in a total takeover of the government with their thugs, goons, the brown shirts, the Gestapo wannabe dictators,”
they want to enslave us all like the Egyptians did. They want to be the Pharaohs of today.
"If you will not be vaccinated like a dog or a cat, you will not be able to buy or sell. You will not be able to go to school or work. Is that the future you want?" Pawlowski asked. "Is that what you want for your children and your grandchildren?"


UPDATE:

The Calgary Police Department issued a statement about the situation, saying they were called to assist Alberta Health Services and the City of Calgary Bylaw services over public health orders.

"The concern was that the people in attendance were not adhering to the government's COVID-19 public health orders, which are put in place to ensure everyone's safety," the statement said.

Police are frequently asked to assist public health officers when responding to violation calls "in an effort to help keep the peace due to high levels of conflict between citizens and health inspectors."

CPD stated no tickets were issued and any future action is up the other government agencies.

"We understand the pandemic has caused great disruption to call Calgarians in their professional and personal lives," the statement said. "We do not wish to disrupt anyone's holidays or religious or spiritual events, however we must support our partner agencies when called upon to help ensure everyone can safely celebrate these occasions."

[kellyhound]

Meanwhile in India;

To prevent the corona epidemic, it is mandatory to follow rules such as masks and social distancing. State governments have also ordered strict action against those who violate these rules, but two policemen in Madhya Pradesh came down to vandalism instead of legal action.

In Indore, an auto driver was badly beaten after being dropped on the road for not wearing a mask properly. Both policemen beat him brutally with kick and bribes. This video of police brutality has gone viral.

35-year-old auto driver Krishna Keyer was on his way to the hospital to visit his ailing father. He was wearing a mask but it came under his nose. Seeing this, two policemen stopped him and asked him to go to the police station.

When the auto driver denied it, the policemen started beating him there. A person standing on the street made a video of it which has gone viral on social media.

It can be seen in the video that both the policemen are beating and beating the auto driver on the middle road. The son of the auto driver screams and cries to save his father. But the policemen continued vandalizing for a long time.

The names of the policemen who were assaulted are being described as Kamal Prajapati and Dharmendra Jat.

They have been suspended after the video went viral. Recently such pictures have come from other parts of the country, where only policemen were seen violating the laws to follow the Corona rules.

[William May]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz

Happened over the Bunny Christ weekend. Demons draped in the religious facial coverings of a competing denomination tried to crash a church--to boil the holy water, chew gum, and tip over pews while sneezing into flutes no doubt.
The last thing they expected was this Polish heavyweight exorcist, from Poland, but in Canada to be there though.

Thrumpy, I must explain:
They had stopped in to insure that the little red and yellow Jesus Bunny Scooter Cars in the front yard were fully registered and insured, BEFORE they were driven on public streets! What kind of chaos would there be if they went and drove them on the freeways?!?! So from a Trumpian viewpoint, the officers of the law were well within their rights! You can't have little Plastic Jesus Bunny Cars running rampant all over the neighborhood, burning rubber and holding impromptu drag races.
Is THAT what you want for society?
Easter Bunny preserve us!
Fortunately, the church turned out to be a Pastafarian Church, (which is the one TRUE religion) and you can't see it, but the pastor was dressed like a Pirate, (which is traditional in all
Pastafarian Churches), where the Flying Spaghetti Monster is worshipped.
Perhaps Simone will find the badge cams of the participating officers, and you will see the power of the FSM in action.
I hardly need to mention that the Church of the FSM recognizes women as equals in worship of the FSM. They just dress like Chick Pirates, since every religious leader in the FSM sphere must dress like a pirate. And of course, Chick Pirates are a LOT hotter than all those boring nuns in those other, lesser religions.
Another reason for the popularity of the FSM! You can some to our religious services, and see Hot Chick Pirates! And get really nice Easter Bunny Baskets!
Or you can go to a Catholic service, and listen to a lot of moaning and crying.
Your choice.

[Dr Thrumpkinz]

Originally Posted by kellyhound

Meanwhile in India;

To prevent the corona epidemic, it is mandatory to follow rules such as masks and social distancing. State governments have also ordered strict action against those who violate these rules, but two policemen in Madhya Pradesh came down to vandalism instead of legal action.

In Indore, an auto driver was badly beaten after being dropped on the road for not wearing a mask properly. Both policemen beat him brutally with kick and bribes. This video of police brutality has gone viral.

35-year-old auto driver Krishna Keyer was on his way to the hospital to visit his ailing father. He was wearing a mask but it came under his nose. Seeing this, two policemen stopped him and asked him to go to the police station.

When the auto driver denied it, the policemen started beating him there. A person standing on the street made a video of it which has gone viral on social media.

It can be seen in the video that both the policemen are beating and beating the auto driver on the middle road. The son of the auto driver screams and cries to save his father. But the policemen continued vandalizing for a long time.

The names of the policemen who were assaulted are being described as Kamal Prajapati and Dharmendra Jat.

They have been suspended after the video went viral. Recently such pictures have come from other parts of the country, where only policemen were seen violating the laws to follow the Corona rules.

Do you remember how at the beginning there were all those videos of police in India spanking everyone for not wearing masks?
The had to do some PR to clean up their image after that, so they made these paper mache helmeted COVID Ambassadors.

[Dr Thrumpkinz]

This isn't done yet, but I've been using some of the COVID child propaganda that the World Economic Forum has been doing with Sesame Street lately.

[Desert Rat]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz

Happened over the Bunny Christ weekend. Demons draped in the religious facial coverings of a competing denomination tried to crash a church--to boil the holy water, chew gum, and tip over pews while sneezing into flutes no doubt.
The last thing they expected was this Polish heavyweight exorcist, from Poland, but in Canada to be there though.

I see social workers are quite effective...at pissing off polacks. What power-hungry twat shows up with a Sheriff's posse at a fucking Church? Was she scared her boyish figure would lure the clergy closer than 6 feet?

Originally Posted by kellyhound

Meanwhile in India;

To prevent the corona epidemic, it is mandatory to follow rules such as masks and social distancing. State governments have also ordered strict action against those who violate these rules, but two policemen in Madhya Pradesh came down to vandalism instead of legal action.

In Indore, an auto driver was badly beaten after being dropped on the road for not wearing a mask properly. Both policemen beat him brutally with kick and bribes. This video of police brutality has gone viral.

35-year-old auto driver Krishna Keyer was on his way to the hospital to visit his ailing father. He was wearing a mask but it came under his nose. Seeing this, two policemen stopped him and asked him to go to the police station.

When the auto driver denied it, the policemen started beating him there. A person standing on the street made a video of it which has gone viral on social media.

It can be seen in the video that both the policemen are beating and beating the auto driver on the middle road. The son of the auto driver screams and cries to save his father. But the policemen continued vandalizing for a long time.

The names of the policemen who were assaulted are being described as Kamal Prajapati and Dharmendra Jat.

They have been suspended after the video went viral. Recently such pictures have come from other parts of the country, where only policemen were seen violating the laws to follow the Corona rules.

Not the same. Fucking man-baby should have been beaten harder and longer.

[Simone]

That was fucking brilliant, haha! I could listen to that bloke rant all day!

Cunucks (not including you, Thrumpy, you know I love you!) are renowned for being pussies, aren't they (or so I've been led to believe)? If they were police from any other country, that situation would have played out very differently! Those officers acted like scolded children!

[Simone]

Extended video here. The angry shouty bloke carries on ranting for 3 more minutes!

[Cathedral]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz

This isn't done yet, but I've been using some of the COVID child propaganda that the World Economic Forum has been doing with Sesame Street lately.

Man, you're good!