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One Direction Stars May Have Gotten Chlamydia from a Koala

Liam Payne and Harry Styles may have gotten chlamydia in the least rock-star way possible: by cuddling koala bears at a sanctuary in Brisbane. Liam Payne told the Sun, "I'm genuinely scared. This is worrying. I'd have never picked the thing up if I'd known." You'd never guess it from their cute faces and clingy paws, but 80% of koala bears carry chlamydia, and when the little marsupial Liam and Harry held flooded them with urine, handlers told the boys she just might have given them the serious, usually sexually-transmitted, disease. While it's quite rare for humans to contract chlamydia from koalas, we're guessing a lapful of urine probably doesn't help your chances.

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Old 04-22-2012, 08:54 AM
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Re: One Direction Stars May Have Gotten Chlamydia from a Koala

Its a crock of shit.

Yes they have the disease but they hardly pass it on and I am pretty sure these kids got more than that before they landed themselves a Gf each on nights out.

Soon as a girl gets wind of a guy being famous and/or rich, her knickers become wet and loose.

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Its a crock of shit.

Yes they have the disease but they hardly pass it on and I am pretty sure these kids got more than that before they landed themselves a Gf each on nights out.

Soon as a girl gets wind of a guy being famous and/or rich, her knickers become wet and loose.
Yeah, I've never heard of this happening before either, maybe the zoo employee meant SHE gave it to them and not the bear

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Re: One Direction Stars May Have Gotten Chlamydia from a Koala

nope.. they look like they fuck koalas..



lol i like those previous comments though.

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Re: One Direction Stars May Have Gotten Chlamydia from a Koala

Slutty Koalas

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Re: One Direction Stars May Have Gotten Chlamydia from a Koala

i love this, i know so many girls that want that harry so much, thank you black jesus

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Re: One Direction Stars May Have Gotten Chlamydia from a Koala

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Its a crock of shit.

Yes they have the disease but they hardly pass it on and I am pretty sure these kids got more than that before they landed themselves a Gf each on nights out.

Soon as a girl gets wind of a guy being famous and/or rich, her knickers become wet and loose.
No need to get all huffy.

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Re: One Direction Stars May Have Gotten Chlamydia from a Koala

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i love this, i know so many girls that want that harry so much, thank you black jesus

I'll take anyone of them. As long as they are all legal. All 5 are hot.

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Re: One Direction Stars May Have Gotten Chlamydia from a Koala

More likely those little dinks gave the koala a disease.

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