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06-28-2013, 02:47 PM
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Man, 41, Rips Off Own Penis While High on Magic Mushrooms
the ultimate wank   |
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06-29-2013, 02:26 AM
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 ★The Queen★ Poster Rank:67 Female Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 23,498
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Re: Man, 41, Rips Off Own Penis While High on Magic Mushrooms
Just a guess, but, I'm thinking he had a small penis and thought it was a mushroom and wanted to smoke it. He probably forgot to zip up his pants after a bathroom visit. He just yanked that thing off   My middle brother used to say his penis looked like a mushroom cap, but, he fathered three beautiful children.  |
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06-29-2013, 02:29 AM
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Re: Man, 41, Rips Off Own Penis While High on Magic Mushrooms
Yikes! Talk about a bad trip.
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06-29-2013, 11:34 AM
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 I POOP ON U Poster Rank:126 Female Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 12,645
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Re: Man, 41, Rips Off Own Penis While High on Magic Mushrooms
Reminds me of a joke about a sexual deviant who buries himself on a mushroom farm. |
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06-29-2013, 12:26 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:1208 I am a Meat popsicle Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 519 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 8 Post(s)
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Re: Man, 41, Rips Off Own Penis While High on Magic Mushrooms
when that guy jerks off he JERKS OFF!
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07-01-2013, 06:56 AM
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Re: Man, 41, Rips Off Own Penis While High on Magic Mushrooms
I'd love to know what he thought he saw down there |
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07-01-2013, 08:28 AM
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 $lave Poster Rank:27 Regular White Guy Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 51,228
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Re: Man, 41, Rips Off Own Penis While High on Magic Mushrooms
I've wanted to do mushrooms all year... and now i'm hesitant again.  |
