[DiamondSmiles]

Stillwater couple's pock-faced, cross-eyed mugshots double as anti-meth advertising

Meth: Just Say No, (but if you don't, try not to scratch your face)

Don't want your kid to do meth? Plaster the mugshots of Stillwater's Ashley Brooker and Nicholas Doyle to little Johnny's wall. While you might have to worry about him having nightmares, he'll probably never be tempted to touch crank.

This week, Brooker, 23, and Doyle, 25, pleaded guilty to felony drug charges after they were arrested in the midst of a chaotic scene at Stillwater's Lakeview Hospital last November.

On that November day, EMTs responded when Brooker, "extremely agitated" and flailing her arms, was seen digging through the passenger's side of a vehicle in the hospital parking lot. They called police. When police arrived, Brooker told them she was looking for her boyfriend's finger, which she falsely believed had been severed and lost somewhere inside the vehicle. Meth is a hell of a drug!

Turned out Doyle, her boyfriend, was inside the hospital getting treated for a cut to his finger, which remained firmly attached to his hand.

That must've been good news to Brooker, but bad news was forthcoming -- EMTs couldn't help but notice "severe pock marks, scarring, and scabs on the woman's face." Furthermore, police couldn't help but notice that a cap to a hypodermic syringe was sitting right on the driver's seat. Officers searched the car and found a syringe full of what was later found to be methamphetamine in the driver's console, and Brooker was hauled to jail. Here's what she looked like, (below text).

Officers later found a hypodermic syringe cap in Doyle's front pocket. He admitted Brooker drove him to the hospital, and Brooker admitted she was on a six-day meth binge, during which time she hadn't slept. Doyle was arrested and charged with fifth-degree possession of a controlled substance. Here's his mean-mugshot, below text).

This week, Doyle pleaded guilty to the drug possession charge. Brooker pleaded guilty to a drug possession charge and to driving under the influence of a controlled substance. Both will be sentenced this summer and could face up to five years in prison.

You don't ever want to end up looking like either of these two, right kids? So stay away from crank, and if your face happens to itch for a non-meth related reason, remember to scratch it gently!

[lroy10]

Dayum lady, it's defiantly time to kick the meth and trim the old talons. The guy is fucked regardless, meth didn't cause that ugly.

[Daverika Wulff]

Guy looks like Kane from WWE.

[Illusion]

I find it difficult talking to a walleyed person.

[DeeMarieGK]

She was pretty, you can tell. Awful.
I am so glad I never liked speed.....I have an addictive personality.

[Pyramid_Head]

How can you allow yourself to even try that shit?

[mcpronoun]

Damn lady.... you got tha aids or sumthin? (If I met her in a grocery or gas station that's what I would ask, it tends to make meth-heads think twice about what they're doing to themselves)

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by DeeMarieGK ↗

She was pretty, you can tell. Awful.
I am so glad I never liked speed.....I have an addictive personality.

My brother used to pick his skin open. Since it affects your nerves, he felt like there were bugs inside him. He told the neighbors, "Something big was going down."

No clue what that was! Sad!

[mrm1109]

She has an adams apple...

[KKSki]

My face looked sorta like that at one point, and I have never done Meth. I had a severe Obsessive compulsion to pick at my skin. I still have it, but I take anxiety meds and broke the habit of picking at my face. I only bite my nails and pick scabs now.