[Faline]

She has 35 carrot tattoos in all, including a 24-carrot arm band (no, it’s not made of Gold), four on her other arm, 6 on her back and a huge one on her stomach. Her only mission in life is to have “the most carrots in the world.”

But it’s not just the tattoos, carrots flood almost every part of her life. Every item in the Californian woman’s house is modeled after the root vegetable. Fridge magnets, tea-pots, storage boxes, dressers, soft toys, they’re all themed after carrots. She even has carrot paper-towel-holders and carrot slippers. Her home has over 1000 pieces of carrot memorabilia, and she spends five hours a day organizing them. And at night, she’d rather use carrots as curlers for her hair. The only music Zizi listens to is by Carrot Top, a punk metal musician. At concerts, she wears belts that strap about 600 carrots to her chest.

[Viking64]

Biscuit likes this.

[Cumulonimbus]

Whatever floats her boat.

[Seven Of Nine]

I think it's rather cute

[Angelahh]

well carrots are the natural way to get into anal sex

[mrm1109]

Reminds me of an episode of 1000 ways to die where some lady masturbated with a carrot..it tore a little hole in her vaginal wall causing air to go inside the torn wall. Eventually the air pocket went to her heart causing her to die. .

[Bastet]

Well, wonder if she has found a carrot-themed dildo as well Yeah, I love carrots too but not to this extent - although I must admit those wall ornaments look pretty cute

[bigmikeymike]

I'd give her my vegetable!

Wait!


I mean... IT WORKS I SWEAR!



I'll give her my carrot

[bigmikeymike]

I bet she has fucked a carrot or two

[stephaniewalker]

BigMikeyMike I just bet you are right