TEXAS: Party Ends when Drunk Minor Slips Off Roof Head First Onto Concrete

[CatBatMan]

Originally Posted by CrushedOrange

If the cop found a pulse, why did he immediately begin chest compressions?

I may be painting with too large of a brush but cops aren't known for having superior (or much, or any) intellect.

[CatBatMan]

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

shit, that was one hell of an impact.

I believe the word that first came to my mind was "glorious."

[gimlet]

Party ends? Party starts!

[Bletch]

Originally Posted by gimlet

Party ends? Party starts!

[Pyramid_Head]

He couldn't have landed any worse if he tried.

[akham]

Originally Posted by HIGHTECHDUDE

He said he detected a weak pulse, but cyanotic.

For those not familiar with the medical terminology, "cyanotic" means the patient is turning blue. (You're welcome. )

[spycosis]

I mentioned earlier that alcohol can be given to kids in the UK if they are over 5 years old. And that infants under 5 can be given it in emergencies. Just for reference, the only emergency I can think of where this is appropriate is methanol poisoning.

If somebody has drunk methanol or methylated spirits, alcohol can save their life if there is no access to fomepizole aka 4-methyl pirazole (the best antidote). Dialysis may be needed also. Hospital treatment is a must, but it's worth knowing that ethyl alcohol can be a game changer.

[spycosis]

Originally Posted by CatBatMan

I may be painting with too large of a brush but cops aren't known for having superior (or much, or any) intellect.

I think it's a mixed bag with cops, just like with any other people. Some are total fucking bell ends, some are intelligent and respectable. I think it must be shit sometimes being a cop because you are constantly paying for the mistakes of your 'less capable' (i.e. retarded) colleagues.

[tcraig619]

Originally Posted by Martano666

In America marijuana is illegal, and yet military weapons are supplied in abundance to all. Imagine taking that government seriously.

What military grade weapon do you think is available in abundance? What military in this world uses that weapon?

[HIGHTECHDUDE]

Originally Posted by CatBatMan

I may be painting with too large of a brush but cops aren't known for having superior (or much, or any) intellect.

You just described all college age men in Merika...