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12-07-2008, 12:36 PM
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Re: Suicide Jumper from 6th Floor

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Re: Suicide Jumper from 6th Floor

HAHAHAH Dumbass learned a lesson and next time will know to go a lil higher up.
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Re: Suicide Jumper from 6th Floor

I'd love if his suicide note said "i am tired of being a failure"
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Re: Suicide Jumper from 6th Floor

An example of how not to jump with death in mind! Good way to get time off work though.
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01-06-2009, 11:12 AM
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splat goes the human!
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01-06-2009, 11:22 PM
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Re: Suicide Jumper from 6th Floor

I'd love if his suicide note said "i am tired of being a failure"
Too freakin' funny, I was also thinking of his note... " failing at everything in life, at least my soul can rest in eternity with a success upon my exit"

Watching the first vid again, I flashed to the original "Get Smart" show and Maxwell Smart saying, "Oooh, missed it by that much"
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Too freakin' funny, I was also thinking of his note... " failing at everything in life, at least my soul can rest in eternity with a success upon my exit"

Watching the first vid again, I flashed to the original "Get Smart" show and Maxwell Smart saying, "Oooh, missed it by that much"

he'll probably die the day he decides life is worth living
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God bless you.
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01-21-2009, 03:21 PM
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Re: Suicide Jumper from 6th Floor

Technically it was only 5 floors since he hit that other part before hitting the ground, and his head did hit the cushion....what a beginner.
You've seen experienced suicide jumpers?

"Okay, this is how to kill yourself." *Jumps-Splat*
"Tomorrow, we'll let you try!"
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01-31-2009, 06:11 PM
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Re: Suicide Jumper from 6th Floor

HAHAHAH Dumbass learned a lesson and next time will know to go a lil higher up.
or just jump with the head first


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