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08-13-2024, 01:51 PM
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Re: Old Woman Gets Gored To Death By Stray Cattle
I'm no expert in animal husbandry, but I think that dangling strand of mucus pretty much means that bovine was just fucked — and apparently she ain't too happy about it. That, and I suspect ole granny probably called her a whore...
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08-13-2024, 02:01 PM
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Re: Old Woman Gets Gored To Death By Stray Cattle
I wonder if the cow had recently given birth? Definitely mucous dangling.  |
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08-13-2024, 02:22 PM
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Re: Old Woman Gets Gored To Death By Stray Cattle
I spent a couple of summers on my uncle's ranch as a kid. Cows typically don't leave their newborn calf for anything; other than maybe a quick drink of water, some hay, or a crap. But who knows, maybe she's got the postpartum crazies...
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08-13-2024, 02:48 PM
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Re: Old Woman Gets Gored To Death By Stray Cattle
All those people standing around and nobody tried to stop it. Sometimes you gotta grab the bull by the horns people
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08-13-2024, 03:50 PM
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Re: Old Woman Gets Gored To Death By Stray Cattle
Revenge of the hamburger meat
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08-13-2024, 05:17 PM
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Re: Old Woman Gets Gored To Death By Stray Cattle
Moral of this story is a stick and a bucket of water are not viable substitutes for a load of number one buckshot.
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08-13-2024, 05:28 PM
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Re: Old Woman Gets Gored To Death By Stray Cattle
the fuck is dangling out the black one's ass? is that a worm or some shit?  (Just when it seems so clear That it's over now Drink your big black cow And get out of here...)  |
