[gimlet]

Originally Posted by BiteNite ↗

Well you can actually . Just don't go to a place where low quality douchebags race their cars. Why does this seldom happen in gentrified areas where people are polite and walk their petite dogs and husbands and wives "go for walks", have organic food shops and ride those douchey recliner bicycles and drive Prius cars and separate their recyclables?
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Why is it these accidents tend to happen where you see camo shorts, tank tops, single mommas pushing triple strollers, tricked out honda civics with ridiculous spoilers 2 feet high , and the word "yo" is said at the beginning *and* end of sentences?
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Death doesnt' strike as randomly as it seems. Certain places, defined by the people in them, carry a higher risk of gettin kiltded by out of control cars

Big 10-4 there...

With the speed and recklessness of NYC drivers and cabs in Manhattan I am honestly surprised more pedestrians aren't killed when vehicles crash onto sidewalks.

Golden State fan in the blue is probably better off dead, poor dumb monkey and coconut game loving bastard...

[Stevieaitch]

his beard failed to dominate

[Peanut1pool]

Who gets a haircut at 4am?

[cicueto]

Originally Posted by digitaliceblast ↗

A branch can kill you and your dog.

Ya if you don't tend to the trees. There are ways to mitigate a tree killing someone and usually underdeveloped countries don't adhere to those methods.

[cicueto]

Originally Posted by Peanut1pool ↗

Who gets a haircut at 4am?

Methheads or busy people

[Suicide_Note]

I think that's what the kids refer to as 'Getting yeeted'.

[hughjardon67]

Originally Posted by Peanut1pool ↗

Who gets a haircut at 4am?

I think haircut is code for "big bag of weed," as in "Family members said 'J', a food delivery driver, had just gotten a big bag of weed before the crash."

[foxfantastic]

Originally Posted by Peanut1pool ↗

Who gets a haircut at 4am?

Oh, someone has never been to NYC . Thats one of the few places I know that has a Popeyes restaurant thats pretty much open 24 hours. Theres a stadiums worth of people at Times Squares at 2am, people dressed up in costumes, women in skimpy outfits, tourists taking pictures; drug dealers, junkies, whores, and pimps stalking all over the place, and when I say whores, I mean WHORES dressed in skimpy outfits thatll rub themselves all over you right out there in the street

Its an urban jungle

[Markan]

How the hell were those cars going so fast?

The pedestrians didn't stand a chance, poor guys.

[ironmike]

Cops got there awful fast. Wonder if it was a police pursuit.