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Re: Lowering Guy That Hanged Himself High Up in a Tree

The guy wanted to choke himself out with a view. Can't blame him there....
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Re: Lowering Guy That Hanged Himself High Up in a Tree

Fair point. I'm sure the bark is worse than his bight.

(Final word is NOT a typo).
I got it! 5 corns for using a word that rarely is even used nowadays!



I would have wanted to hear the timber of his voice before he killed himself.
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I got it! 5 corns for using a word that rarely is even used nowadays!
You're right, it's knot. But I don't think it will be much of a hitch.

I would have wanted to hear the timber of his voice before he killed himself.
Leaf him alone and don't expect him to do anything that might sap his strength before he expires.
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Bet you his name is Russel.
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Re: Lowering Guy That Hanged Himself High Up in a Tree

He looks like, if you set him down just right, he would just stand up.

I agree with letting him fall. Tuck him in the body bag before you let him go, if you don’t want to offend anyone, but he is dead. And, he put others’ lives in danger, having to go cut his dead ass down.
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I agree with letting him fall. Tuck him in the body bag before you let him go, if you don’t want to offend anyone, but he is dead. And, he put others’ lives in danger, having to go cut his dead ass down.
<IRISH ACCENT>I agree. It's going to take tree fellers to get him down from there. </IRISH ACCENT>
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